Lyrics to The Santa Song
I saw Mummy Fucking Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She never thought I'd see
Him and Daddy doing DP;
She thought I was a virgin
I just wish it was me.
Then, I saw Mommy noshing Santa Claus
while Daddy was stuffing her from behind;
Oh, I wish it could of been
Mum, Dad and him up me
but she was busy fucking Santa all night.
